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Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts

Inane Answering Message Day- January 30

The voicemail messages on the phone are usually dull and corny. How many times have you heard the message: "You have reached X's voicemail. Please leave your message and I will get back to you shortly"?
January 30th is the day to replace the message in your voicemail with something original, funny, creative or silly, something that will give your caller a good taste, a smile or laughter and a good feeling, because why bother those who call you for not answering? At least give him a reason to smile.

One of the funniest moments in the Seinfeld series was the episode where George Costanza recorded a silly voice message on his phone with these words:

Believe it or not, George isn’t at home.

Please leave a message at the beep.
I must be out, or I’d pick up the phone.
Where could I be?
Believe it or not, I’m not home!

January 30 is also Croissant Day

Joy Germ Day- January 8

We usually stay away from germs. No one wants to catch a disease, easy or difficult one.
But on January 8 there is a bacterium that has to breed and catch them all. This is the germ of joy.
The germ of joy is a small bacterium that starts smiling at people's faces, continues to laugh and spreads wherever you go. Imagine a day when everyone smiles and laughs. January 8 is the day.
If you want to participate in the joy germ day, put the sadness, anger and cynicism aside, go out into the world, smile and spread the joy around you. You don't need a special reason to be happy, be happy that you alive and pass the joy on, because it's contagious.

January 8 is also Bubble Bath Day

Clowns coloring Pages

Coloring pages of Clowns. A clown is an entertainer who makes people happy through humor, by disguising himself as a funny character and performing slapstick exercises and other types of jokes. Clowns are usually dressed in a typical, colorful and conspicuous outfit in a different way than usual, for example clothes whose pattern is one half different from the other half, with a large and curly collar, a high and pointed hat, and clown shoes - huge shoes, which may be decorated with pompoms. Typical makeup for a clown includes a bleached face, a large mouth painted red far beyond the boundaries of the natural mouth and shaped like a smile, even in the shape of a red ball.

Here are the coloring pages of clowns. Choose the drawing of clowns that you want to paint, print and color for your enjoyment. If it failed or you want to paint differently and use other colors, no problem, you can go back and print again.
To print the page you would like to color, click on page and then click Ctrl+P. Have fun!
Clown laughing coloring pageClown profile coloring pageClown fish coloring page
Cute clown march coloring page fror kidsClown sitting coloring page for kidsClown coloring page
Clown juggling coloring page for kidsClown with balloons coloring pageClown face flower coloring page
Clown face coloring pageClown with umbrella coloring page for kidsClown juggling coloring page for kids
Clown dance coloring pageClown coloring page for kidsClown coloring page
Clown coloring pageClown with umbrella and animals coloring page for kidsClowns with balloons coloring page
Clown coloring pageClown juggling coloring page for kidsClown coloring page for kids
Clown juggling coloring page for kidsClown with cake and balloonsClown juggling coloring page for kids
Clown with cat colorig pageClown face coloring pageClown with balloons coloring page
Clown juggling coloring page for kidsClown plays on drum coloring pageClown coloring page
Clown coloring pageClown juggling coloring page for kidsAngry clown coloring page
Clown sitting coloring page for kidsClown with flowers coloring pageClown juggling coloring page for kids

Use Your Common Sense Day- 4 November

Every day we encounter a case of non-use of common sense that caused catastrophe and unpleasantness to the people involved. For example, a person who died a few years ago receives a telephone bill, or an elevator sign that reads: "The blind have a voice-mail system."
Sometimes the mistakes happens as a result of lack of attention and sometimes because someone refuses to think ahead. One of the reasons for the failure to use common sense is pride. People sometimes feel an excess of self-importance that they think they can overcome the laws of physics and errors that result from this can lead to disaster. Sometimes it is simply a lack of thought that makes doing something stupid. Sometimes the reason is emotional - because we want something that we know is not good, we rationalize, that is, looking for reasons to convince ourselves that it is good and making the mistake. Sometimes the reason is simple ... stupidity. 

The origin of Common Sense Day
The day of common sense was created by Bud Bilanich, a famous career coach who focuses on being a "common sense guy". He has appeared on some of the most prominent television programs in the US, magazine articles and wrote 19 books on how to succeed in life and how using common sense is absolutely essential to success.
Common sense is an ancient concept that the first to study was Socrates and Aristotle, in ancient Athens. Socrates would ask passers-by in the streets about the nature of the world, to discover what the good, the beautiful, the material and the person. His assumption was that people's common sense would provide the right answers to these questions.
Aristotle argued that common sense is a built-in sense, a kind of superintendent of the five physical senses (sight, hearing, smell, touch, and touch) that is responsible for drawing conclusions about the brain's stimuli about a substance.

How to celebrate the day of common sense?
On the day of common sense, you can read books or watch movies on the subject to learn what causes mistakes in the use of common sense and how to overcome the failures.
Try to remember when you have made mistakes that have caused serious consequences and how you could have avoided them (do not get into depression, it's a human error, but learning from mistakes is phenomenal).
Do not forget to start practicing thinking rationally before you do something and not be reckless and reckless.
Here are some funny examples of the results of acts done without thought and without the use of common sense:

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